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About Funhouse

Our purpose built Escort Agency premises are located in the Wellington CBD – with our address only given out upon confirmation of a booking.

Indulge in our beautifully decorated, discreet, comfortable & clean rooms, where you can relax knowing your privacy and comfort are prioritised.

A complimentary beer, glass of wine or non-alcoholic beverage is available on your arrival, whoever you’re seeing will bring these to you. Let us look after you, relax and enjoy your time in the hands of one of our fantastic sex specialists.

If you are a new client to us, or if you are making a prebook for another day then you may be asked to pay a deposit, with the balance being paid to the lady at the time of the booking. Payment methods are discreet and painless.

We accept cash, eftpos, NZ bank transfers, Wise Bank, Paypal, Visa and Mastercard. With card payments there will be a 2% additional fee and also a fee for Paypal.  Bank transfer has no fee.

Respect & Privacy

At Sensual Massage Wellington, Funhouse & The MM Club – we prioritise your comfort, as well as our beautiful Ladies.  Mutual respect is something we strive for at Funhouse so that everyone can relax and enjoy their time.

You will be required to provide a contact number and if you pre-book I will text you on the day to reconfirm. Once your booking is over you will not hear from us unless you are making another booking.

All photos are taken in-house by our resident photographer and are an honest representation of our ladies.  Any identifiable features (eg: tattoos, birthmarks) have been removed for privacy reasons.

Recording

At Funhouse we pride ourselves on keeping you private, safe, happy and discreet. We expect the same for our ladies and so if we find that anyone is recording in our rooms, or anywhere on our premises, either audio, video or photos we will take your device and give it to the police, or call the police while holding you on the premises.

Don’t be a creepy douche bag!

Payment

We accept cash, eftpos, NZ bank transfer, Wisebank, Paypal, Visa and Mastercard.
With card payments there will be a 2% additional fee and there is a fee for Paypal.  Bank transfer has no fee.

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